You know that old Johnny Cash standard? It goes like, “Times’re rough for a King named Sue/ When you die on crusade and there’s nothin’ to do/ When your kid’s a nerd and your empire falls and–” No? Is that just me? That’s just me.
Science is proud to be an American. Clio thought you said puppies. Rissa doesn’t know…how to color. She just can’t do it.
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